Two Bethany Quotes Heard Within Two Minutes

I was thinking about the families around here at LCC and I said to Bethany, "Who do you think we should have over for dinner next week?"

She said, "Unclue Josh and Deborah and Leah*."  Yes, Sweetheart, I'd like to have them over too.  But for now, let's stick to people who live in the same country as we do.  :)
* Later when I was recounting the story to Phil, she added, "and Uncle Miles".

And not two minutes later...

[Bethany]: I found a barrette.
[Me]: You found a barrette - where'd you find that?
[Bethany] (correctly): In the Bible drawer.

Of course.  Why wouldn't there be a barrette in Phil's bedside table drawer where he keeps his Bible?  Barrettes can be found wherever little fingers can reach.